I went shoe shopping with Dianna and my friend Debbie yesterday. I wasn't wearing socks, so I asked for some trial socks. The nice saleslady handed me a pair of "booties" called "peds," which looked exactly like pantyhose for your feet.
"Ok," I said. "I'll try it, but you can't laugh at me for wearing pantyhose."
Laughter. "Those aren't pantyhose," she replied. "This is the 21st century. These are unisex."
Relieved, I then spent 30 minutes trying on various shoes with my strange nylon booties.
Enter Dianna an Debbie, who asked what the hell happened to my sexuality and why the hell was I wearing pantyhose.
Tricked! Damn you, DSW shoe outlet!