Oh my stars and garters... I have never seen the like. Just look at this here soap. LOOK IT. Look at how it takes the Lord's name in vain. Look at the blasphemy. It boasts. It is vain. It claims to be like our dear, sweet Lord.
Can't see what I'm talking about?
Fine, I'll use Pictureviewer to make their true message more clear.
NOW do you see? The Allmighty... scorned on a plastic bottle filled with suds.