Without further ado:
- Aqua Lung America Recalls Inflators Due to Drowning Hazard - Oops
- Children’s Jewelry Recalled by SmileMakers Due to High Levels of Cadmium - That's smile that'll kill you.
- Felt Bicycles Recalls Bicycles Due to Fall Hazard- Well DUH - they are made of felt.
- Super Lightning Rocket Fireworks Recalled by Big Fireworks Due to Risk of Burn- Wait? Fireworks can cause burns? I didn't even know they were flammable!!!