Sunday, July 25, 2010
Bring your best mama joke
And forget about pantyhose, yo mama so fat she gets runs in her jeans.Recently, a man clubbed another man after getting zinged with a particularly good mama joke. Thanks to my peeps at Fark, a length list of nostalgic mama disparagement followed. Here are my favs:
Yo mommas so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.
The biatch eats wheat thicks.
When she gets in an elevator, that shiat has to go down.
yo mama so fat she probably gonna die from coronary artery disease.
Yo Mamma's so ugly when she was born they put her in an incubator with tinted windows.
Yo mama so fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road, and ran out of gas
Yo mama so ugly tears roll down her back
Yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal cry
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle
Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.