Saturday, January 23, 2010

Kashi Cereal - Destroyer of Bowels

This cereal.... I just don't know who the audience is supposed to be. It destroys you internally. Wracked with... well... things you don't want to hear about. And yes, it has 9 grams of protein and a billion grams of fiber, but it basically incapacitates you. What kind of marketing strategy is that, anyway?


Dianna said...

Remember this blog post for the next time we are in the grocery store and you say, "Hey, let's try the Kashi."

Jess said...

Kashi = the best cereal in the world. Yes the Go Lean crunch is a little rough if you're not used to all the fiber. Maybe a less hearty version would do you better. I highly recommend Kashi Cinnamon Harvest (it's in the organic/healthy aisle not the regular cereal aisle in my grocery store)

shesthesheriff said...

Wait--like, let me try to make this as prudish as possible, are we talking a traffic jam or ass faucet?