Tuesday, December 15, 2009

If you ever go back in time, this is all you need to rule the world

Like most sensible people, I spend a good deal of time thinking about how I would survive if thrown into the past with just the clothes I had on. I probably won't have a science textbook in my car trunk like Ash did in Army of Darkness, so I'll need to rely on my most unreliable memory. Or, I can use the chart at right.
Thanks Ilan for the tip. The original link and a much larger pic is here.


shesthesheriff said...

Sounds like a fun video game. Even more fun though, would be to go back to 40 BC with all of Jesus' quotes memorized, and totally steal his thunder. Plus, imagine how much more credible your divine claims would have if you could back them up by inventing electricity, boston creme donuts, and 8 bit gaming technology.

Jonathan Rubin said...

Evil / genius

shesthesheriff said...

This man claims to be the son of God, yet it is 'I' who hold the limb regeneration record on the 'Leper Messiah 9' pinball machine at Achmed's Chickpea Emporium.