Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Mistress... of evil?

You know the story about S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford's affair in sunny Argentina.
But did you know that his mistress bears a striking resemblance to that nasty villianess from Power Rangers?

Name: Sanford's Mistress
Favorite quote: "Do me."

Name: Mistress of Interstellar Evil
Favorite quote: "Hahahaha.... I will destroy you!"


George said...

Whoa there boss-careful or you might be getting a letter from these jackasses

Jonathan Rubin said...

How they hell did you hear about these PR guys? And it's OK - they are both public figures, and one doesn't even exist...

George said...

Ha ha. Shillings is known partly for intimidating the former British Ambassador to Uzbekistan and shutting his blog down when he wrote a book about Uzbeki gangster Alisher Usmanov, who owns a 25% share of Arsenal. But then your team is Man U isn't it? A Cha cha cha cha!