5 Gum is the most dazzlingly packaged gum ever. The flip-open box, the "Cobalt Blue" sparkling metallic paper, the ebony box - you almost feel like you're opening up a top-shelf brand of smokes.
Too bad the gum leaves a plasticy film on your teeth. How can this be, given that this is a sugarfree gum? Are the sugar alcohols and other substances there to remove glucose from our bodies leaving something gross in their place?