Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Laughable

The epicenter of egotism is a Whole Foods in Washington, D.C. You do not exist for the shoppers there. You are an impoverished, unenlightened impediment. Step aside - I am talking into my bluetooth device now.
And Whole Foods' new slogan (at right), which attempts to position themselves as some sort of bargain outlet, is ridiculous, as my 3 bags of groceries with the $100 price tag will attest.

3 comments:

Dianna said...

This is far more eloquent than what we were saying while walking out of the store. I may or may not have said that Whole Foods can kiss the fattest part of my ass. May or may not.

Ira said...

Two words: Trader Joe's.

Zeyev said...

Only $100? Did you buy only spaghetti?